✨ “Every Friday, I like to High Five Myself for getting through another week on Little more than Caffeine, Willpower and Inappropriate Humor”. ✨
~ Nina Hoffman
🎉 Happy Friday Loves 🎉 I am the Queen 👑 of Inappropriate Humor 😏😜
💕 Fact about me 💕I love hot wings 🤭 I eat them at least once a week. Hot, honey hot and honey gold are my go too flavors. Today I’m having honey gold 🤤The food truck gods blessed me at work today haha
2024-07-11 18:44:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanna join me and my unicorn socks 🦄 😏
2024-07-11 15:45:34 +0000 UTC View Post
⭐️ “Imperfection Is Beauty, Madness Is Genius and It’s Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring.” ⭐️ ~ Marilyn Monroe
Well isn’t that The Truth, I definitely prefer being Super silly then boring Af 😏💕 I don’t prefer super serious either unless it’s a serious situation that calls for it 🥰
💕 Fact About Me 💕 When my Dad taught me to drive, he taught me on a stick shift/manual transmission! He said he wanted me to be able to get myself out of any situation that came my way. When I turned of age to drive and had mastered it, he bought me 5.0 Solid Black Mustang! Man that was a fast A$$ car 💥 What he didn’t know is that he taught me so well I would drag race for $ on the weekends 🤭 The Only car I owned that I never got ticket in 😜 bc he said he would take it away if I did 😏
2024-07-10 15:00:52 +0000 UTC View Post
🌟 “Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You Are Donating 🩸.” 🌟 ~ Bill Murray
This quote just Really Humored the Hell out of me 🤣. Hope it did the same for you 🥰💋
My Hydrangea is purple this Year 💜 did you know if you change the acidity in the soil the blooms will be a different color 💕 last year it was blue❗️ I have been trying it to get it to turn purple for 2 years 🤞 Finally is has turned purple 🎉
2024-07-09 16:10:04 +0000 UTC View Post
🌎 “Distance Means So Little, When Someone Means So Much.” 🌎 ~ Tom McNeal
2024-07-09 11:19:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What is my Favorite choice of shoe⁉️ Thought you’d never Ask 😏 Flip Flops 🩴 Always 🥰
🌟 This one is for You M 🌟 💋💋
Who is going to help me put it back on? 😏
2024-07-08 20:40:54 +0000 UTC View Post
🌟 “Even The Best Weeks Start With Monday.” ~ Nice Peter
Happy Milf Monday let’s Do This week Right 🥰 Now get out of Bed before I have to show up and spank you with my riding crop or tickle you with the other end 😏
Super hot 🥵 outside and these panty hose are making me sweat❗️ thought I’d take a quick pic before I got of them though 😏
2024-07-08 00:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunday Soles are in Need of Worship ❗️ Where are my Foot boys? Skype Calls this Evening if you can handle the Heat 🔥
2024-07-07 19:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Were you Ever Suspended from School ⁉️If So why❓I want to know all the Details
Well I was 🙈😜 In the 8th grade, the teacher caught me kissing my BF in Religion Class❗️oops 😏 I got lucky in the fact that they didn’t call my Parents, they said they would send home a thing in the mail. I wasn’t gonna argue with that haha. I checked that Mail box 🗃️ every day for months and the notice never came, an I sure never told. Guess I have always been a bit naughty 🤔😈
Do you want to hear 👂 me pleasure myself with a vibrator ⁉️ While I'm fantasizing about you being inside me... And begging you to hold out so you cum with me. 😈
Unedited, Plays as recorded, in one climactic scene. Audio only 🔥
🔥 Let’s Play a Game 🔥
⁉️ What Is Your Most Impressive Sexual Skill ⁉️
I would say mine is a Toss up Between My 🤜 “Grip” 🤛 and my Oral 🍆 Skills 😈
Now I want to know YOURS ‼️ 😏😏😏😏
🌟🚀 “Your Attitude, Not Your Aptitude, Will Determine Your Altitude.” 🚀🌟 ~Zig Zagler
I really like this Quote, it’s fun and has powerful meaning with only a few words ❣️❤️
I’m Ready for my shift to be OVER❣️❣️ MY weekend starting for me in 3 hours 🥳 count down begins ⏰ A little freaky for Friday 😏
2024-07-05 21:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post
TGIF!! Who is ready for the weekend?! I know I am, work is always busy after a holiday for me 🥺
2024-07-05 19:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post
💕 Fact About Me 💕
I am Afraid of heights 😳🥺 My friends tried to get me jump off small cliffs at the lake when I was little but I could not even attempt to climb up it, makes my stomach have knots in it. ☹️ I hate going to the helipad to get patients but do it bc I have too. I will trade doing something else avoid it 😏. I have been to the 86 floor of the Empire State Building but only bc my best friend begged me, but she had to get a few drinks in me first and then bought dinner after 😜 I couldn’t go near the edge at all though. Do you have a fear of anything?
🇺🇸 Fact About Me 🇺🇸 I can’t be Trusted at the Fireworks 💥 Stand ❣️ I LOVE Fireworks 🎇 I spent $175 there today 😏💥💥💥💥💥 can’t wait til it gets dark 🎆🎆🎆 Gonna light these streets UP 🎉🎉🎉🎉 HeeHee 🤩🤩
2024-07-04 23:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
🇺🇸🎆🎇 “Let Every Nation Know Whether It Wishes Us well Or ill, We Shall
Pay ANY Price, Bear ANY Burden, Meet Any Hardship, Support ANY Friend, Oppose ANY Foe, To Assure the Survival And Success Of LIBERTY!” 🎇🎆🇺🇸
~ John F. Kennedy
🎉 Happy 4th Of July 🎉
❤️ Let Freedom Ring ❤️
💥Happy 4th 🧨 of July 🎆
When you are taking pictures using your Apple Watch sometimes you hit the video button by accident 🙈 well that is what I did here haha But I used it to make a Fun little clip for you 💕 So sometimes things accidentally happen for a Reason 🤗❤️
Thank heavens, I’m off work now ❣️🎉 I’m looking forward to catching up on house of dragons, Anyone else watching that series? I think it would be so cool to have a dragon as a pet 🤗
2024-07-04 00:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Wear Something Wild Wednesday 🔥
I bought these shoes from a friend to wear when I was Harley Quinn for Halloween a few years ago 😏 She is my Favorite Villian 😈
☀️ 💕 “Stay Close To People Who Feel Like Sunshine” ☀️ 💕 ~ Unknown
Being close to people who build you up and make your life brighter is one of the best things you can do for yourself. Letting go of the ones who bring you down is hard but necessary to achieve happiness ❣️ I definitely prefer happiness and positivity in my life 🫶🏼💋
What is one of your 🎶 Top songs 🎶 you play to get in the mood for some Action 💥⁉️ or play while you Get some Action ⁉️ One of mine is “These Arms Of Mine” by Otis Redding 😏🔥 It gets me Fired Up 😈 Now tell Me One of Yours ❣️❣️
Disclaimer : I had to slow the video down to fit my song in haha 😜
💕 Fact About Me 💕 i’m super picky about my pictures And I’m trying to be better about it❗️ I really love this one, but the color slightly off & it’s Driving me crazy. I have literally spent probably an hour trying to fix it 🙄🤪 But this is good as It’s gonna get haha
2024-07-02 17:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
🌟💕 “NO Act Of Kindness, No Matter How Small Is Ever Wasted.” 💕🌟
~ Aesop
Kindness is the most Attractive quality that a person can have in my eyes.
