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2022-01-30 00:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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Have you ever been jealous of an inflatable flamingo? Are y..
Have you ever been jealous of an inflatable flamingo? Are you a little jealous now you realise I'm inside it and not you?
2022-01-29 00:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine spying this from the offices opposite...
Imagine spying this from the offices opposite...
2022-01-26 00:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostMmm, Liquorice Would you find being hit with this, or bein..
Mmm, Liquorice Would you find being hit with this, or being force-fed salty liquorice ropes, more painful? I adore salty liquorice!
2022-01-25 00:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostI've just learned from this magazine that "Do the curtains m..
I've just learned from this magazine that "Do the curtains match the drapes?" doesn't always apply to home interiors...who knew?!
2022-01-24 00:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostBehold! The magical powers of water duck boobs afford me. I..
Behold! The magical powers of water duck boobs afford me. It was that or conjuring bread. I kind of regret my choice now...
2022-01-23 00:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostI'll be catching up on my messages on Monday - thank you for..
I'll be catching up on my messages on Monday - thank you for being patient ☺️
2022-01-22 18:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're enjoying my content on here, PLEASE vote for me! ..
If you're enjoying my content on here, PLEASE vote for me! https://twitter.com/MisuEevee/status/1481892798873882627?t=Ezn4GA-XdybewUDaZD3_kg&s=19
2022-01-21 10:57:18 +0000 UTC View PostPanties > boxers Would you dare?
Panties > boxers Would you dare?
2022-01-21 10:24:59 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like leather? Is it the way it smells? The softness? ..
Do you like leather? Is it the way it smells? The softness? Being ordered to polish leather boots? Tell me...
2022-01-21 00:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostA quacking pair of tits, wouldn't you agree?
A quacking pair of tits, wouldn't you agree?
2022-01-20 00:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Thesaurus Day! So crack yours out and pick 3 unique w..
It's Thesaurus Day! So crack yours out and pick 3 unique words to describe me. You're not allowed to use words someone else has used!
2022-01-18 08:20:39 +0000 UTC View PostGosh! You really do think the worst of me! I'm not thinking ..
Gosh! You really do think the worst of me! I'm not thinking anything nefarious at all! I'm simply remembering a rather mischievous scene from a movie I watched recently... What? No! Of course I didn't watch you through the keyhole while you were wanking off to that weird video....certainly not!
2022-01-18 00:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostI have named each and every one of these ducks... This one ..
I have named each and every one of these ducks... This one is Ducklas That's ButtQuack The one behind him is Donald Here's Doctor Waddlesworth That one over there is D-Bird There's Ducktor Who And this one is Clive.
2022-01-17 00:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I do like having my legs in the air...
I do like having my legs in the air...
2022-01-16 00:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostReady to lead you into battle...a battle of your good sense...
Ready to lead you into battle...a battle of your good sense...and desire...
2022-01-15 00:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostApocalypse Ready... (THIS IS A PROP, OF!)
Apocalypse Ready... (THIS IS A PROP, OF!)
2022-01-14 00:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostHave I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? ..
Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? Well, today is your lucky day! I was visiting a car boot sale when I spotted a load of ducks. "Sir! How much for the ducks?" I asked "£100," grunted the duck keeper. "Pah. I shall give you £10 for your ducks!" I parried. "Do you really want to take these ducks home? Of course not! I shall feed and clothe them, I will take them all off your hands and give them a good home. No one else is crazy enough I take all 400 of your ducks!" The Duck Lord considered for a moment. "Give me £15." "I have £12..." "Yeah alright." And now I own these ducks... (Some have been lost/pinched/moved out to go to university or travel the world...but there are still quite a few)
2022-01-13 00:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking of doing a live stream this weekend, but as I'm..
I'm thinking of doing a live stream this weekend, but as I'm still pretty immobile I'm not really sure what to do 🤔 any ideas?
2022-01-12 11:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostMuch of my magic consists of pondering whether or not my wan..
Much of my magic consists of pondering whether or not my wand would fit down your dick...
2022-01-12 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostI can be rather feral But I'm still cute! Look! A bunny! ..
I can be rather feral But I'm still cute! Look! A bunny! I will only nibble...at first
2022-01-11 10:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostYou'd have that vacant look in your eyes too if I'd just dra..
You'd have that vacant look in your eyes too if I'd just drained you of cum ;)
2022-01-10 00:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostThis most certainly is not a jug of my p33 ready to pour all..
This most certainly is not a jug of my p33 ready to pour all over you, you cretin! What a filthy mind!
2022-01-09 00:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostSeeing as a lot of you enjoy feet, here's a beautiful pictur..
Seeing as a lot of you enjoy feet, here's a beautiful picture of the inside of mine, confirming it is not broken! I have buggered my ligaments though, so will be taking it easy for a bit. But don't worry! I have lots of content lined up for you and will be using this time to do some editing and admin ^_^
2022-01-08 13:28:29 +0000 UTC View Post
