So I finally worked up the courage to order something fun on..
Added 2025-06-22 12:16:32 +0000 UTCSo I finally worked up the courage to order something fun online… you know, a little self-care treat. I triple-checked the “discreet packaging” box and even added a note: "Please no branding, my dad is nosy."Guess what happened? It arrived. Neatly sealed. Brown box. Totally harmless-looking. Except... Baba thought it was one of his prayer books from Damascus. Next thing I know, I hear:"ZAYNA! What is THIS?!"I swear my soul left my body.There he was, standing in the kitchen holding my not-so-holy item like it was a cursed artifact. I tried to grab it and say it was a “massage tool” but he was already quoting Hadiths at me and muttering about Western corruption.Long story short:I’m grounded (I’m 26, Baba, come on).He’s praying extra this week.I’ve learned to NEVER ship things home again.But hey... once the coast is clear, that toy’s still getting unboxed. A girl’s gotta relax
