New Chaster Lock: Let’s Make OmelettesOh, poor thing. Did yo..
Added 2025-06-13 21:01:29 +0000 UTCNew Chaster Lock: Let’s Make Omelettes
Oh, poor thing. Did you really think your pathetic little eggs were safe?
Welcome to my kitchen. Here I crack what's useless and beat what’s soft.
You’re not a man, you’re breakfast. And I’m starving.
Each day brings a new tool, a new technique, and a new level of torment designed to scramble your ego into a sloppy, aching mess. You'll beg for the pan before I’m done. 🤭
Think you can handle what I do to eggs I don’t even like?
💋 Crack. Squeeze. Scramble. Serve. Repeat.
Text me if you think your yolks can survive the heat. 🥵
Duration: 2 to 3 days.
Hotness: MAX
